How to be Agents of Change (some intermediary comments deleted for flow)
Shooter: only reason why I'm up so early is that SOS test...which didn't work out so well. Screw AFSO 21 and buzzwords. Not to mention "distance learning"
mike: SOS?
Shooter: squadron officer school
Shooter: pme for captain-types.
Shooter: absolutely meaningless.
Shooter: the focus has moved from "being a military officer and knowing about effective use of violence" to "meaningless buzzwords"
mike: hah
mike: actualizing your unit's paradigm?
mo: that's scary and entirely plausible
Shooter: the sad part is that might actually be in one of the readings
mike: Determining goals and end plans to maximize effectiveness?
Shooter: ...fuck.
Shooter: that actually WAS in there
eightbit: He should facilitate the realization of his mission statement through synergy between the traditional process and the new, dynamic decision-making paradigm.
eightbit: That would definitely proactively increase mindshare.
mike: I'll spank you.
eightbit: LOL
eightbit: I'm just trying to be a change agent for best practices! It is one of my core competencies.
mike: I need a world where I can exploit my core competencies.
eightbit: Wanking is a core competency? ;)
mike: Sure, if I can get paid for it.
mike: DON'T YOU JUDGE ME.
mo: ROFLMAO
mo: I don't know enough of that vocab to effectively spout the requisite BS
Shooter: by more elegantly implementing the new AFSO21 decision-making model, as opposed to the Army's Military Decision Making Process, how could I have more effectively streamlined my processes?
Shooter: ....wait. I just blacked out. what happned?
Shooter: okay. have reached buzzword-bullshit saturation.
zeros: Man, we're missing out. We need to go to Copenhagen.
mike: for the limos and hookers?
zeros: COPENHAGEN — Police officers fired tear gas and wielded batons on Wednesday to beat back hundreds of demonstrators outside the global climate meeting here, as a police spokesman said 250 people had been arrested.
zeros: For the violence.
mike: awesome
zeros: Not that I've got a problem with limos and hookers, but they're just the icing.
mike: indeed
mike: so, are these left or right wing protesters getting gassed?
zeros: Left-wing, I assume. Right-wingers have better things to do than that shit.
zeros: Besides, the right can call on military expertise, and think rationally.
mike: wow. What doesn't the left like about it? Not enough socialism and rectal probes?
zeros: Essentially.
zeros: According to one organizer, Anne Petermann, the overarching message of Wednesday’s action is that the United Nations process for curbing climate change is a failure, and that there are “thousands of other solutions to climate change that aren’t being considered,” she said.
zeros:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/17/science/earth/17climate.html zeros: No, the overarching message is that these people are a bunch of clueless shits.
Who's Shooter?
zeros: Hm, military captain?
mike: missile launch officer.
zeros: AF?
mike: yes
zeros: Pretty. Missiles of the nuke-tipped variety?
mike: yup
zeros: Hm, does he get an employee discount on them?
Shooter: who is zeros, anyways?
mike: friend of mine
mike: Aussie expat
mike: right now he wants to go to Copenhagen
mike: because the police are gassing protesters and he'd like to help.
Shooter: not bad.
Shooter: bonus points if he tapes the Mohammed cartoons to the gas canisters.